Your next slice is written in the stars
Do you check your daily horoscope every morning, blame your overdue email responses on the Mercury retrograde, or upon meeting someone new, ask for someone’s birth chart before her name? Have you ever wondered what links us in this mysterious cosmos? Or maybe even what kind of pizza you should try based on your sun sign?
After consulting with our resident pizzastrologist, we received some striking insight on what pizza pairs best with which astrological sign. Astrology is a hard science! Check out our findings below!
June 21 to July 22
Represented by the crab, Cancers are known for their hard exteriors. But for those willing to put in the elbow grease, they are rewarded generously with your soft interior. Highly nurturing and sensitive, Cancers will enjoy the eclectic breakfast pizza, always topped with a runny egg reminiscent of the crab’s gooey emotional interior.
July 23 to Aug 22
Buffalo Chicken Pizza
It’s not a party until the resident Leo shows up. Thriving as the center of the room, you are a natural leader, marked by a fiery passion that can only be met by the equally passionate and saucy Buffalo Chicken. Bold zodiac personalities deserve bold flavors.
Aug 23 to Sept 22
Detroit-Style With Pepperoni Pizza
Meticulous and detail-oriented, Virgos are known to be dedicated team players. Always willing to lend a hand, you’re generous and loyal to your friends who admire your discipline. A Detroit-Style pizza with robust pepperoni is the only match for your industrious nature.
Sept 23 to Oct 22
Represented by a pair of scales, you’re all about balance and harmony. Naturally diplomatic, you always take the place of mediator in your group drama in the pursuit of justice and peace. Always happy to please and lend an ear, we paired Libras with the sweet and cozy Grandma slice.
Oct 23 to Nov 21
Deep Dish Pizza
Known for your mystery and effortless confidence, you exude an intensity that can be either magnetizing or intimidating. Like the Scorpio, the Deep Dish pizza has layers upon layers of complexities can only be enjoyed by those who can handle the drama.
Nov 22 to Dec 21
Meat Lover’s Pizza
A Sagittarius’ appetite for adventure is never completely satiated though a pizza sure does help. You easily inspire others through your optimism and wisdom. You love nothing more than late-night philosophical discussions and a Meat Lover’s will keep you fueled even till the break of dawn.
Dec 22 to Jan 19
Capricorns are praised for their intelligence, practicality, and ambition. You of all people know the value of hard work and you strive to surpass expectations. Such studiousness calls for a Neapolitan pizza, a classic pie that remains unparalleled.
Jan 20 to Feb 18
White Clam Pie
Considered eccentric and perhaps even strange to newcomers, you have always done things your own way. Aquarians tend to be revolutionary in their fields by introducing new and innovative perspectives. Never tried a white clam pizza before? Now’s a good time as any.
Feb 19 to March 20
The most empathetic of all signs, Pisces are sensitive artists and romantics. Most likely you can be found staring outside a window, caught up in your latest daydream. A comfort food-topped slice is a perfect accompaniment to such a gentle and idealistic soul.
March 21 to April 19
Pepperoni, Pineapple, and Jalapeño Pizza
A tad sweet, a little spicy, but definitely salty, this combination is only fitting for the energetic and willful Aries. Always diving in horns first, you are an unstoppable force with a whole lot of kick. In other words, you’re a pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeno pizza that can’t be tamed.
April 20 to May 20
Prosciutto and Hot Honey Pizza
Very little is capable of challenging a Taurus’ strong will. You’re grounded with strong roots but all work and no play gets old easy. You like to indulge and seek out earthly delights and luxuries. A Taurus can be found dancing the night away, with extra leg room in business class, or grabbing a slice of Prosciutto pizza dripping with hot honey.
May 21 to June 20
Veggie Supreme With Extra Bacon
Flighty and a free-spirited chatterbox, you wield words with humor and wit, charming even the biggest curmudgeon. Geminis are also known for changing their minds on the drop of a hat which is why we recommend embracing your dual nature instead of fighting it.
Now that you and pizza are cosmically connected, be one with your perfect local pie. After all, it’s in the stars.
— Amanda Yam