Forget Myers-Briggs and the Enneagram. You can learn everything about yourself from how you order your pizza. What does your favorite pizza topping say about your personality?
Traditional and driven, you like everything to be orderly. And if it’s not broke, don’t fix it, right? You appreciate things that are straightforward and unfussy.
You’re imaginative, fun, and love to be surrounded by people. The obvious way to accomplish this is to throw a pizza party. Nothing brings friends running like the scent of fresh pizza wafting through an open door, and pepperoni always pleases a crowd.
You’re an adventurous iconoclast who longs for passion and excitement. You don’t care what other people think about you and your choices. You’re a bold go-getter, so go get that pizza.
You like variety and an element of surprise – after all, you never know exactly what veggies you’re going to get when you order a veggie pizza. You’re laid back and like to go with the flow.
You, my friend are a maximalist of the first order. Calling for pizza delivery? Why not order a pizza with all of the toppings. You make the most of every experience and live your life to the fullest, even if that sometimes results in feeling uncomfortably full.
You’re self-sufficient, thoughtful, and analytical. You have minimalist tendencies and like to spend a fair amount of time alone. You savor clean flavors. Reconnect with your emotional side through a transcendent pizza experience.
You’re direct in deed and thought and value action. You love a meatlovers’ pizza because it is hearty, fortifying you to face a scary world with strength and nourishment.
You’re a perfectionist. You’re prone to self-criticism and like everything to be a certain way. You enjoy something classic and simple if it’s done to perfection. That’s why a wood-fired margherita pizza is the best pick for your refined taste buds.
— Alyssa Morris