10 Pizza Quotes That Any Pizza Lover Can Relate To

Pizza has inspired countless internet memes of adoration, while also igniting fierce debate on what the “right way” to eat a slice is. The dish has played a central role in a multitude of movies and cinematic works. And online, there’s an entire slice of retail (pardon the pun) devoted to the selling of pizza-themed swag, from tracksuits to bathing suits to bags.

(Heck, the pizza clothing trend was so big that, at one point, celebrities were seen rocking pizza apparel, including the likes of megastars Beyonce and Katy Perry.)

Beyond inspiring the donning of pizza garb, however, the food has also galvanized celebrities, athletes, writers and other renowned persons to speak out, or write, about their unrequited passion for the dish. And often, their musings on the cheesy dish are spot-on and hilarious.

Here are 10 quotes that any pizza lover can relate to:

1. “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”

Yogi Berra, professional baseball player.

2. “Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”

Andrew W. K., music producer

3. “You can do irrefutably impossible things with the right amount of planning and support from intelligent and hardworking people and pizza.”

Scott Gimple, former showrunner of The Walking Dead

4. “And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.”

Tiger Woods, professional golfer

5. “There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.”

Kevin James, actor

6. “I would marry pizza but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the wedding.”

Mike Birbiglia, comedian

7. “Pizza makes me think anything is possible.”

Henry Rollins, musician and actor

8. “There’s very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won’t set right.”

Author G.A. McKevett in her book “A Decadent Way To Die”

9. “I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.”

Lara Stone, Dutch supermodel

10. “I love pizza, meaning: Even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza.”

– Author Jandy Nelson in her book “I’ll Give You the Sun”

— Melanie Lawder