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Game of Thrones Characters as Pizza Styles

  • Daenerys Targaryen – Hot and Spicy Jalapeno – She may be unscorched, but how about you?
  • Jon Snow – Stuffed Crust – Unassuming in appearance yet offering more substance than meets the eye, and a surprisingly strong claim to the title of best pizza.
  • Arya Stark – Supreme – Let’s all salute the G.O.A.T. of GoT.
  • Sansa Stark – Classic Sicilian – A hearty, strong, and responsible red pizza to get you through a harsh winter.
  • Cersei Lannister – Calzone – A hard exterior, with a mix of crazy on the inside. She does it her way.
  • Samwell Tarly – Pineapple – Very sweet, and people tend to love him or hate him.
  • Bran Stark – Gluten Free – Unconventional and often confusing, but necessary to a lot of people.
  • Sandor Clegane (The Hound) – Wood Fired – A little charred, but has stood the test of time.
  • Jaime Lannister – Caviar Pizza – Needlessly fancy.
  • Tyrion Lannister – Vodka Sauce – A little booze with dinner never hurt anyone.
  • Euron Greyjoy – Anchovy – Salty, with fishy motives. An acquired taste.
  • Grey Worm – Veggie – No sausage, but still a crowd pleaser.
  • The Night King – Cold, leftover pizza – Best for the dark hours of a long night, when your hunger comes raging back to life
     
     

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