Game of Thrones Characters as Pizza Styles

  • Daenerys TargaryenHot and Spicy Jalapeno – She may be unscorched, but how about you?
  • Jon Snow Stuffed Crust – Unassuming in appearance yet offering more substance than meets the eye, and a surprisingly strong claim to the title of best pizza.
  • Arya StarkSupreme – Let’s all salute the G.O.A.T. of GoT.
  • Sansa StarkClassic Sicilian – A hearty, strong, and responsible red pizza to get you through a harsh winter.
  • Cersei LannisterCalzone – A hard exterior, with a mix of crazy on the inside. She does it her way.
  • Samwell TarlyPineapple – Very sweet, and people tend to love him or hate him.
  • Bran StarkGluten Free – Unconventional and often confusing, but necessary to a lot of people.
  • Sandor Clegane (The Hound)Wood Fired – A little charred, but has stood the test of time.
  • Jaime LannisterCaviar Pizza – Needlessly fancy.
  • Tyrion LannisterVodka Sauce – A little booze with dinner never hurt anyone.
  • Euron GreyjoyAnchovy – Salty, with fishy motives. An acquired taste.
  • Grey Worm Veggie – No sausage, but still a crowd pleaser.
  • The Night King – Cold, leftover pizza – Best for the dark hours of a long night, when your hunger comes raging back to life

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