The holidays are almost here, which means you need the perfect gifts for the people in your life, in short order.
The one thing your dad, niece, and co-workers are all into? Ordering pizza.
Great news – we’ve got you covered with presents for every pizza lover in your life, curated by the pizza experts at Slice.
For The Fashionistas
With shiny satin and “Yachty’s Pizzeria” in large gold lettering on the back, this jacket lets everyone know that you’re repping the rapper’s famed pizza pop-up and hottest release to date.
Shout out Lil Yachty, but this ain’t a Lil purchase, so this $130 jacket should probably be reserved for only the most important people in your circle. For less expensive options, check out the rest of Yachty’s inventory.
Shaolin brings us the finest in (ironically awesome) fashion with the Staten Island Yankees’ limited edition Pizza Rats jersey. For about seven games per season, the Pinstripes’ local affiliate transforms into the Pizza Rats, complete with these amazing uniforms. These threads are the perfect gift for baseball fans, jersey collectors, and meme lovers, all rolled into one.
Supreme Pizza Zip-Up Hoodie – $64.95
No, not that Supreme. We’re talking the only Supreme that really matters – Supreme pizza, topped with pepperoni, sausage, bell peppers, onions, olives, and mushrooms.
Made right here in the USA, this zip-up hoodie is made with 100% polyester and is 100% dope.
For The Art Crowd
Pepperoni Pizza Desktop Neon Sign – $79.99
At 16″ tall and 9″ wide, this brilliant desktop sign manages to dwarf New York’s oversized pepperoni slices while lighting up an office, living room, or any room, with style.
Pizza Roller Patent Print Poster – $6.95 – $195.95
Patent drawings usually don’t qualify as art, but this gorgeous poster of the world’s most important invention is a true exception. It’s available in sizes ranging from 5” x 7” prints all the way up to 24” x 30” mounted canvas, making it a phenomenal holiday gift choice for every room, regardless of the room in your budget.
Panda Loves Pizza Art Print – $24.99 – $38.99
This art print from artist Adam Lawless turns the spotlight on pandas, pizza, and the panda’s natural love of pizza. You simply can’t go wrong with this one.
For The Homebodies
Pizza Socks – $27.90
These hand-knitted pizza socks keep your toes warm as you walk across the cold tile of your kitchen to fetch another cheesy slice.
Pizza Pajama Pants – $29.75
Made from cotton flannel, elastic, polyester threads, and the stuff dreams are made of, these are the perfect pants for comfortable sleep and crushing a deep dish pizza in bed.
Matching Parent/Kid Pizza Shirts – $18.83
TOO. DARN. CUTE.
Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt – $26.90
This Ugly Christmas
sweater sweatshirt is ideal for loungers who want to go from the couch to a holiday get-together without having to make a costume change.
For The Pizza Nerds
The New York Pizza Project Book – $29.95
From the minds, hearts, and stomachs of five native New Yorkers comes a touching and educational tribute to New York City’s last authentic pizzerias. With brilliant photography and interviews, plus a foreward from best-selling author Jonathan Lethem, this is a coffee table book that will never collect dust.
Scott Wiener’s collection of 1,500 pizza boxes stands as a Guinness World Record. Safe to say, he knows a thing or two about the artform, which is why he curated 100 of his favorite designs and detailed the decades-long history of the pizza box for this captivating look at the world’s favorite food.
Pizza nerds will go wild for this book, but the eye-catching designs within make it an equally great gift for those who are too cool for school.
Food of the Italian South – $20.95
Katie Parla’s “Food of the Italian South” includes 85 authentic recipes and 100 stunning photographs to capture the region’s quintessential dishes, including pizza, pasta, and the tomato-forward dishes we love to order from our local shops.
For The Local Lovers
New York’s Upside Pizza draws upon the inspiration of 90s hip hop and sports, so it was only natural for them to team up with Ovadia & Sons, a preferred brand for tastemakers such as Jay-Z, Kevin Durant, Future, and Migos.
Home Slice Pizza Beanie – $20
Austin, Texas’ vibrant food scene was lacking in quality New York-style pizza until recent years, when shops like Home Slice came along. In addition to some of the tastiest thin-crust slices around, Home Slice also has some of the coolest merch we’ve seen, including this beanie which can be proudly repped in Texas’ weirdest town or wherever your loved ones call home.
This hasn’t been a banner year for the Giants, but fans can still go Big Blue with these throwback football unis from New Jersey’s Tony Baloney’s.
Prime Pizza – the brainchild of Vice’s Frank Pinello and other pizza luminaries – lives up to the hype as one of Los Angeles’ very best slice shops. With this shirt, you’ll never forget that Prime Pizza has two convenient locations in Fairfax and Little Tokyo to help you avoid the unbearable crosstown traffic.
These short shorts from Bushwick’s legendary Roberta’s are the perfect excuse for a warm winter getaway (warm winter getaway not included).
They’ll need something to carry all of this sweet pizza swag around and there’s no better choice than this spacious tote bag from John’s of Bleecker Street, one of New York’s cornerstone pizzerias.
This holiday gift guide has been made possible by Slice and contributions to delicious local shops from pizza lovers like you.