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Hey Slice: Can I Eat Cold Pizza for Breakfast?

Dear Pizza Eaters,

We make ordering as easy as pie, but, sometimes, eating pizza with friends and family results in some tough choices. 

Don’t worry, “Hey Slice” is here to deliver answers to all of your most pressing etiquette queries and concerns.

Submit your question here or reply in the comments section and our experts will give you the pizza advice that you so desperately need.

Without further adieu, let’s dig in:

HEY SLICE: I’m not big on breakfast. On the rare occasion that I eat before noon, I opt for cold leftover pizza, and I love it. My friends think I’m crazy and always make fun of me for this – it’s annoying. Am I gross for liking a cold slice in the morning? — WAFFLING ON PIZZA

HEY WAFFLING: Your frustration is understandable. You know that we are living in a cereal world, but you are not a cereal girl.

If breakfast is truly the most important meal of the day, then there is nothing more important than you having the exact breakfast food that you desire. And who’s to say what qualifies as breakfast and what does not? 

Furthermore, there are a million reasons to celebrate cold pizza. Not to mention, pizza provides better nutrition than typical breakfast foods.

Tell your brunch squad to back off and never settle for less than exactly what you want, when you want it.  

HEY SLICE: Last week, at Tony Baloney’s, my friend used half of the parm shaker on her Mac & Cheese slice! I was disgusted, especially since that glorious slice already has about 1 lb of cheese on it! Please settle this argument for us – is that excessive? How much Parmesan is too much Parmesan? – @hillaryamyers a.k.a. HUNGRY IN HOBOKEN

HEY HUNGRY: Is there such a thing as having too much money in your bank account? Can a puppy be too warm and snuggly? Is there such a thing as too much Parmesan?

Answers – No, OMGGGGG no way, and, no, definitely not. If pizza with mountains of Parmesan is your thing, shake the Parmesan and shake the haters off. 

HEY SLICE: What are the top ten pizza spots in the Bay Area? – @cobruh510 a.k.a. EAT-40

HEY EAT-40: These are our favorite places to order from, in no particular order:

HEY SLICE: Help! I’m having a serious pizza emergency that only you can help me w–

HEY PERSON: Sorry, gotta run! Our Salsiccia pie from Gioia just arrived. 

This can wait though, right?

Submit your question here or reply in the comments section and we’ll help you get everything straightened out in the next edition of Hey Slice.

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