What Pizza Are You? A Quiz

Alright students, settle down. I know you’re full of pep after a long summer of doing lord knows what, but pizza school is back in session. This yea-..

Hey, you, put away that phone! I can see you texting – I have eyes, you know.

What does 💯mean, anyway? And that eggplant emoji better be pertaining to pizza!

*clears throat*

Anywho, students. In life, there are important questions:

  • How do you want to spend your time on this planet?
  • What does it all mean?
  • What kind of pizza are you?

This quiz will help you answer one of those questions.

Complete this test to find out what kind of pizza you are.

  1. Besides pizza, what is your favorite food?
    1. A perfect cheeseburger. No frills, just executed well.
    2. Thai food. The hotter, the better. 
    3. French fries dipped in milkshakes.
    4. Anything farm-to-table, the more seasonal, the better. 
  1. What is your dream vacation destination?
    1. Paris. You’ll eat croissants, go shopping, visit museums, and kiss a stranger at the top of the Eiffel Tower.
    2. Mexico City. Explore the colorful architecture, take an excursion to see the pyramids, and eat your weight in tacos. 
    3. Bali. Swim, lie on the beach, hike to waterfalls, and revel in the wild beauty of nature. 
    4. Milan. You’re cosmopolitan, but you also don’t want to go somewhere overrun by tourists. You bypass the crowds of Florence, Venice, and Rome, but still get to eat gelato twice a day.
  1. What’s your go-to first date?
    1. Dinner and a movie. Nothing wrong with the classics. 
    2. Climbing at the bouldering gym, followed by drinks to cool down. 
    3. Brunch. No better way to get to know someone than over a pile of pancakes.
    4. Coffee and an art gallery. Gotta test your museum compatibility. 
  1. When you order a pizza, how much do you tip your delivery person?
    1. 20%. They deserve it.
    2. 20%. They deserve it.
    3. 20%. They deserve it.
    4. 20%. They deserve it. 
  1. What is your favorite movie genre?
    1. Oscar-bait. All the better if it has Meryl Streep.
    2. Horror. You love a good scare, not that much gets to you.
    3. Screwball comedy. Who doesn’t love to laugh?
    4. Documentary. You love to learn about quirky people and new subjects. 
  1. What do you listen to when you get ready in the morning?
    1. Silence. You like to gather your thoughts to get ready to face the day. Maybe throw in a little meditation.
    2. Loud music. Nothing wakes you up better than singing(ok, yelling) along with your favorite song of the moment. 
    3. Podcasts – the zanier, the better. It’s like having a really good conversation.
    4. NPR. You love the thrill of breaking news mixed in with cultural reporting, all done in very serious voices. 
  1. You’re hosting a party. What’s most important to you?
    1. Cooking something delicious for your guests.
    2. The playlist.
    3. The mix of people you invite.
    4. Your outfit.

Mostly As: The perfect margherita pizza. 

You’re a classic, but that doesn’t mean you’re boring. You’re refined, but still exciting. You like things to be done right, and you believe everything has a proper place. Margherita pizza is impeccably made, the ingredients carefully selected. You live a well-curated life and people are envious of your Martha Stewart-like qualities. 

Mostly Bs: Pepperoni and jalapeño

You’re bold and spicy. You aren’t scared of a hot take. You’re confident in your opinions and willing to share them with the world. You’re fiercely loyal to those in your inner circle and will always defend a friend. You enjoy new experiences and trying new foods. Life is a daring adventure.

Mostly Cs: Hawaiian Pizza

You’re not for everyone. That’s ok! You’re unique and special, just the right blend of sweet and salty. You’re unapologetically yourself. You love spirited conversations that last late into the night, movies that are so bad they’re good, and dessert.

Mostly Ds: Veggie Supreme

Your tastes are eclectic. You like a little bit of everything and love to explore the world. Always on the go, you’re active and would never turn down a chance to try a new exercise class or food truck. You were voted life of the party and most likely to be an Instagram influencer. 

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